Minggu, 28 Januari 2007

Put-Downs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!


Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!


Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.


Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.


Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!


You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

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